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He is frequently depicted as the most kind-hearted and considerate member of the group. In stories where he is not the focus himself, Xandir is usually cast in the "best friend" role, offering support and advice to one of the others. Of all the housemates, Xandir has shown himself to be the one most willing to go to great lengths to help the others, as exemplified by his marrying Spanky in "Foxxy vs. Additionally, along with Foxy, Xandir is often the most sane or reasonable member of the house.

He is frequently dismayed and surprised at the bizarre and illogical tangents the other house mates often take. When asked for advice, his tends to be most grounded in real-world, useful input. Case in point, when Captain Hero was pranking his past self, Xandir was the only one trying to dissuade him, getting worked up, calling him an idiot, and advising him to use his chance to help out his past self.

In original artwork before the show's release, Xandir's hair was dark brown and longer, and his skin tone was much darker. He was originally supposed to be a satyr, like the Greek god Pan. The lower half of his body was that of a goat, and he possessed horns as well. LGBT People. LGBT Fiction. LGBT Films. Recent blog posts. Register Don't have an account? View source. History Talk 0. Tara deeply loved working on Drawn Together , considering it fun for the most part because it was such a departure from the family-friendly productions she was used to working on at the time.

While generally tolerant of the show's Jewish humor, she did have a few problems when it came to a few jokes about writer Anne Frank, a Jewish victim of the Holocaust. Out of all of the characters she has portrayed, her roles as "Melody" in The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea and "Toot Braunstein" in Drawn Together are her all-time favorites. Has been friends with fellow actress Cree Summer since childhood.

Do you have a donkey and a penis cutter? Wooldoor: There's already two of us inside this fat chick, and there's no room for more! I was determined to save their lives, even though nobody ever really dies. Spanky: Now, see, that's not funny. Those people got a raw deal. Toot : So fine! If I can't be the sex symbol, then I can definitely be the bitch! Then there was the scene in season one where Spanky, Hero and Wooldoor all take turns playing spin the bottle with each other, culminating in a three-person mouth orgy.

If you're going to be gay about this, you can't play! Baby Xandir: You ass-kissing adopted homo! They can edit us to make us say whatever they want. My [ edit ] taint [ edit ] is [ edit ] made [ edit ] out [ edit ] of [ edit ] bacon. Now where was I? Oh yeah My taint? Wooldoor: We can't all keep dying and then coming back to life the next episode.

I have a new name for you, Two Hands! Rapid-Fire Comedy : Expect dozens of pop-cultural references, running gags and highly offensive gags all crammed in just one minute episode. Black man 1: The hell did you say!!! Black man 2: Lets get him!!! Wooldoor: HELP! He's got a gun! Wait, street or Vegas? Wooldoor: Hey look everybody, it's our new friend the singing robo-biker! Clara: Captain Hero, take me home! Captain Hero: You're not having fun?

Clara: You're making out with our waiter! Foxxy: Why you dissin' on Tori? Spanky: She knows what she did. Wooldoor: Uhh Snow White: That's what we get for letting Mulan drive. Clara: Stay with me, Sleeping Beauty! Sleeping Beauty: But I'm tired Charlie Brown: Oh yeah, we beat you worse than Linus' dad beats him.

Linus: You'll protect me, won't you Blue Blanket? Toot: I'd give Spanky's left testicle for an Applebee's coupon! Spanky: Hey, look! The 7-Eleven's hiring! Hadji: Mom and Dad got fired? Foxxy: Can we play the Rocky Training Song? Spanky: Only if we can afford it. Wooldoor: Soup?! Xandir: Of course he is. Wooldoor: Clara, you've gone crazy! You're poisoning me! Jesus: Look at that heeb pretending to drown.

Those Jews kill me. Captain She-Ro: Hello? Captain She-Ro: Who wants to know? Captain Hero: I do, for I am the donor. My name is Captain Hero. Captain She-Ro: Captain Hero? Oh no! Captain Hero: Oh no, what? Captain She-Ro: I am your Xandir: Of course she is.

Bambi You killed my mother! Captain Hero Sucks to be you. Captain Hero: Like a tampon, once I had a taste for blood, I wanted more.

Museum of Tolerance worker: It was Probably the blacks or the Mexicans. Foxxy: I did not not raise yo' papa to not raise you to be no criminal! Bambi: Wait, come back! I killed my own mother for this! Bambi: I'm not saying you need to stop hunting Captain Hero: Bitchin'! Ling-Ling: You've gotta be shitting me. Ling-Ling: Who knew something so Mexican could move so fast? Ling-Ling: The chickens! We must go back and save them! Toot: C'mon! Do me! You know you want it! Now they say in the Boy Scouts: if you get lost, stay in one place until someone will come and find you Captain Hero: Stay in one place?

Xandir: Drawn Together Mall Trip '06 starts right now! Spanky: I hope to God you know what the hell you're doing.

Clara: Huh, there must have been some mix up at the doll factory Delivery Guy: This has been the worst delivery since my wife's miscarriage. Foxxy: Hero, I want that gun. Wooldoor: Wait, I'll go get Clara. Excludie: You can say that again. Toot: Shut up, Excludie! Get back in your box! Excludie: Aww We don't want you!

Spanky: You pathetic fools! Now we're all gonna die! Excludie: Even me? Xandir: Hey guys, are you all ready to go? Clara: Get up, black person! Time to repent! Foxxy: Repent? But we just pented! Spanky: We have to launch now! Wooldoor: But she's not ready! Captain Hero: If we launch now, she could break apart! Wooldoor: Captain Hero, what are you saying? Spanky: I thought he was going to say we should eat Ling-Ling Davey: Ah shucks!

I'm gonna die! And I never knew what it's like to love. Goliath: What about all the stuff we did we went camping, Davey? Davey: That wasn't about love, Goliath. Clara: Not today, mister!

Clara: [Between hacks] I Foxxy: Is you done? Clara: Not sure But before we eat Ling-Ling, let's take a moment to remember the good times Toot: I'll always remember our trip to Paris [The housemates are all seen together in Paris] Guys, this trip has really bringed us together.

Ling Ling: What was Ling Ling thinking?! Battle monster not meant to dance Gash: Or is he! Ling Ling: Gash! What are you doing here? I can smell that crotch from here! That sack has not been cleaned in years!

It's gotta be drenched in layers of sweat and piss But he taught me how to read and that has opened up new worlds Still that stench, rancid flesh, soaked in crotch juice, pus, and ass Good God!

It makes me want to hurl! I can't deny him his dying wish!!! Even though I swear I'll faint if I find some ancient dingle berries sticking to his taint But wait! I must stand for something! I'm a hero, after all Spanky: Whoa, you're beautiful! What's your name? Charlotte: I'm Charlotte. Do you really think I'm beautiful? Charlotte: Wow! No ones ever loved me enough to yell at me!

Captain Hero: What comes after asphyxi-seven? Spanky: Huh? Captain Hero: Damn you, Scroto! Wooldoor: His name is Scroto? Wooldoor: So that's what your arch-nemesis does? Captain Hero: Yep. Wooldoor: No bank robberies? Captain Hero: Uh-uh. Wooldoor: Or blowing up the planet? Captain Hero: Nope. Wooldoor: He just tricks superheroes into washing his balls? Captain Hero: Not all superheroes. Just me Wooldoor: What a strange, strange villain. Foxxy: Ling-Ling, you killed Xylophone!

Toot: Who the hell is Ling-Ling? Foxxy: Tookie, can't you just be happy for Mapplethorpe? Toot: [To Wooldoor] like a woman on a date with a Jew, you're gonna pay! African Kid: Oh, dip!

Our families will starve! Toot: Is this where the auditions are? Frankenberry: You tell him. Wooldoor: Frankenberry? Frankenberry: I know Foxxy: Hey, wait! Them ain't yo Funyuns! Walter: "Extenuating circumstances? Captain Hero: How am I supposed to know? I'm a goddamn baby! Xandir: Foxxy, wanna race? Clara: What's a genocide? Foxxy: How should I know? I'm just a baby! Captain Hero: "Wheee? Long pause. Narrator: And that is how Toot became a one-dimensional fat joke.

Woman: [off-screen] Your face is a fat joke! Narrator: No, yours is.